Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
Why did the Bitcoin go to the comedy club? It wanted to hear some blockchain jokes.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
Why did the Bitcoin go to the beach? It wanted to surf the blockchain waves.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a big plus.
Why did the Bitcoin become a chef? Because it loved cooking up decentralized recipes.
Why did NOSTR become a gardener? Because it wanted to cultivate a decentralized community.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please, it says. Sorry, but I can’t serve you, the bartender replies. You’re out of your head.
Why did the Bitcoin become a musician? Because it had plenty of digital keys.
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