I like telling Dad jokes… ... sometimes he laughs.

How do bees brush their hair? ... With a honeycomb.

How do you fix a broken tomato? ... With tomato paste.

Why do clouds never get lost? ... Because they follow the wind.

Why do ducks never get into arguments? ... Because they always let things roll off their backs.

I wondered why the frisbee kept on getting bigger. ... Then it hit me.

What name do you give a person with a rubber toe? ... Roberto

Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock? ... Because it's a little meteor.

Why do ducks never argue? ... Because they just let it roll off their backs.

What do you call a bear caught in the rain? ... A drizzly bear.