# Quantum Is Fiat *"They disdain what God has fashioned with His own hands to form shadows for themselves of an indecisive nature, as if they were greater than God." — St. Irenaeus of Lyon* The cathedral doors swing open. Inside, hooded acolytes chant over a cryogenically sealed black box. "Behold!" cries the high priest, robed in *Nature* paper co-authorships. "Our God-Machine declares *quantum supremacy*! Rejoice, for it has factored 15 into 3×5!" The tech bros in the pews vibrate with ecstasy. Journalists scribble rapture. Grant money rains from the vaulted ceilings. One skeptic dares ask, "But how do we verify the machine’s output?" The sanctuary falls silent. The priest hisses, **"You must *believe*."** Welcome to the state religion of the 21st century: **Quantum Fiat**. ### The "Trust Me Bro" Science of Unverifiable Oracles Quantum computing’s entire edifice rests on a theological claim: certain truths can only be revealed by machines inaccessible to human audit. When Google’s Sycamore processor "proved" quantum supremacy in 2019, it did so by performing a task that is unverified and unverifiable. Like a Delphic priestess chewing laurel leaves, it spits out pronouncements we’re commanded to accept on faith. This is science as performance art. Peer review is grant-funded groupthink where critics risk exile. Reproducibility is impossible when a single experiment costs more than NASA’s Apollo program. Raw data remains locked in proprietary black boxes labeled "progress." Meanwhile, Bitcoin delivers proof you can touch. Run a node. Validate the blockchain from Genesis. Every SHA-256 hash is a publicly auditable sacrifice of energy. No faith required, just thermodynamics and code. Quantum’s "supremacy" evaporates under scrutiny like cryogenic frost in sunlight. ### The Platonic Retreat: Anyons, Grants, and Rigged Games As quantum engineers face the howling void of decoherence; noise shattering their delicate qubits; they’ve made a desperate retreat into mathematical Gnosticism. Behold their savior: the topological qubit. Allegedly immune to noise through the magic of non-abelian anyons, quasi-particles braided in abstract space like celestial knotwork. But show me one. Point to an anyon in a lab. You can’t. After 30 years and $30 billion, they remain Platonic ghosts, as real as the ideals in Plato’s cave. Why peddle such mysticism? Follow the money. Labs survive on taxpayer hopium and VC delirium tremens. Benchmarks are rigged liturgical rites, Quantum "wins" only when classical computers are forbidden from using their full toolset. Reverse the test, let classical machines optimize while quantum brute-forces; and your laptop wins. Tech media plays choirboy: "BREAKING: QUANTUM MACHINE SOLVES PROBLEM NO ONE HAS!" *Fine print: The problem is generating random numbers slower than `/dev/urandom`.* It’s a trinity of grift. Priests (researchers) sell salvation, scribes (journalists) sell indulgences (clicks), and the faithful (tech bros) gain social capital to impress Tinder dates. ### The Thermodynamic Lie: Where’s the Burn? Quantum computing promises something physics forbids: a free lunch. "Topological protection!" they cry. "Error-corrected qubits!" Yet the Second Law of Thermodynamics remains unmoved. Fault tolerance requires energy. You cannot conjure order from quantum chaos without burning joules. Bitcoin knows this intimately. It anchors truth in immutable energy expenditure — about 1 million+ kWh per block. The blockchain is a public ledger of sacrifice. But quantum’s "elegant solutions" demand cryogenic temples. Dilution refrigerators consuming megawatts to cool chips to 0.01°K. Millions of physical qubits required per logical qubit; a thermodynamic Ponzi scheme. Meanwhile, classical supercomputers achieve practical results like protein folding and climate modeling without mystical claims or unverifiable outputs. ### The Resistance Trap: Gnosticism in New Robes "Panic!" shouts the quantum priesthood. "Migrate to quantum-resistant algorithms!" But this is heresy rebranded. Many of these algorithms are closed-source. All untested, and potentially weaker than Bitcoin’s battle-tested cryptography. Their real purpose? A Trojan horse for backdoors and control, "for your security," murmurs the apparatchik. Migration legitimizes the lie. It says we accept your Gnostic abstraction as real. Bitcoin rejects this. Its Proof-of-Work is economic and cryptographic *kenosis*; truth achieved through irreversible sacrifice. ### The Ultimate Refutation: Immutable History So come at me, tech bros. Cite your "trust me bro" preprints. Rage in ALL CAPS about how I "fear progress." But bring one thing to the table: **Proof-of-Work that a cryptographically relevant quantum computer exists.** Not 3×5=15. Not rigged benchmarks. Show me a publicly verifiable, energy-anchored truth like Bitcoin’s blockchain. Prove your machine can do anything beyond running a fiat printing press for Nature papers and grant applications. I’ll wait. And if I’m wrong? It doesn’t matter. After all, if quantum computers truly manipulate spacetime like their high priests claim, I’ll just rent one to retroactively edit this article into a Nobel acceptance speech. I’ll insert peer-reviewed equations "proving" I invented the anyon in 1997. I’ll photoshop myself high-fiving Feynman beside a glowing quantum core. **Just like they do now.** But here’s the cosmic joke: **They can’t.** The past is immutable. The blockchain is cryptographic flesh and blood. Your quantum anyons are modern gnostic shadows, disdainful of physical reality. No quantum machine will ever make a single Satoshi vanish or erase the energy burned to write these words. Anymore than Plato’s shadows will. ### Epilogue: The Fire of the Real Every orphaned Bitcoin block whispers the truth: creation demands sacrifice. Every watt burned by ASIC miners declares; abstractions not forged in fire are idols. Every Gnostic priest peddling quantum fiat flees one thing; the weight of the physical world. We do not live in Hilbert space. We live in flesh, blood, and joules where truth is carved into history through irreversible work. Let the quantum acolytes build their Babel. Let them sacrifice reason on altars of abstract math. **We’ll be mining truth in the ashes.** Christ is born. Glorify Him!